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Ninja Diaries: #1 | The Very Secret Diary of JayThe very secret diary of Jay: Ninja of lightning
Ninja Diaries: #1

DAY ONE

Have to keep diary secret. Zane finds out about everything. Have to be extra careful. Will never hear the end of it if someone finds it. Especially Cole.

Attacked intruder today! HIYA!

Too bad intruder ended up being Sensei's new student. New student has attitude. And spikey hair.

Also, got whacked in face by posessed toothbrush.

Got epic ninja suit in favorite color! Yay! Now is cooler than Cole and Zane combined!

New student also has anger issues. And sister. New student refuses to tell if sister is good-looking or not, or if she likes blue. Apparently, siste

Ninja Diaries #3 | The Very Secret Diary of KaiThe Very Secret Diary of Kai: Ninja of Fire
Ninja Diaries #3

DAY ONE

Annoyed. Sensei made me do training course four weeks in a row. Finally did it. Stole his sugars - those things taste good! Had some of his cookies, too.

Sister was kidnapped. Gotta save her. But have to learn Spinjitzu first, apparently.

More ticked off, now. Sensei never told me he had other students! All complete weirdos. Attacked me while I was pooping!

Gotta find some weapons. Then I've gotta save Nya with said weirdos. Ninja in blue seems very interested in her. Freak. Not letting him anywhere near her.

In other news: am so great, ninja of fire!

DAY TWO

Arms h

Ninja Diaries #4 | The Very Secret Diary of ColeThe Very Secret Diary of Cole: ninja of earth
Ninja Diaries #4

DAY ONE

Sensei got a new ninja. New ninja does not understand that we need to work as a team. Very rash and violent, like his element. Am hoping he realizes that we are a team before he gets us into trouble.

Caught him staring at my eyebrows, too.

DAY TWO

Got Scythe of Quakes. Was right: Kai is very rash and impatient. Went off on his own. Thought he could move a huge stone all by himself, haha! But then he says, ''Look who's talkin', Cole. You screamed like a girl when you saw the Earth Dragon.'' To which I said, ''Shut up.''

My eyebrows aren't that big, are they?

DAY THR

Ninja Diaries #2 | The Very Secret Diary of ZaneThe Very Secret Diary of Zane: Ninja of Ice
Ninja Diaries: #2

DAY ONE

Sensei got a new student. His name is Kai. Very rash and impatient; made fun of my Sixth Sense.

Will now have to add new sim in my Sims 3 game. Am sensing I will not be playing Sims 3 for a while after this, as Sensei is taking us on field trip to find elemental weapons.

Am also sensing that it was a bad idea to recruit someone who's weapon is a toothbrush.

DAY TWO

Arrived at the Caves of Despair. Skeletons were digging in the wrong spot; silly Skeletons. Got the Scythe of Quakes, but ambushed by Skeletons and a dragon.

Am now sensing that self looks amazing while d

Ninja Diaries #6 | Lord Garmadon | series 1The Very Secret Diary Evil Journal of Evil-ness of Lord Garmadon

Ninja Diaries: #6

SERIES ONE

Day 1:

Got into a fight with Wu. Had no idea he was so protective over his teddy bear. Was only sacreficing it to the dark gods, sheesh! And he goes and banishes me to The Underworld?!

Day 2:

Took over The Underworld. Ha ha! Skeletons now my own personal army. Go me!

Day 3:

Getting kind of boring, down here.

Day 4:

Nothing to do...

Day 5:

Got bored, so I put on a dress and danced like a lunatic. Caught Skullkins laughing at me. Asked Chopov if the dress made my butt look big. He said yes, then offered to cut it off for me. My butt, not th

Ninja Diaries: #8 | Nya | Series 1The Very Secret Diary of Nya

Ninja Diaries: #8

SERIES ONE

Day 1:

Spent an hour looking in the mirror instead of two. Go me, I have improved!

Kai being an idiot around the shop, again. Didn't have the heart to tell him that obviously, I am the better blacksmith.

Creepy old guy starts harassing us about ninja. Samurai are totally better.

Later...

Got kidnapped. Woohoo...

...SAVE ME, DAMMIT!!1!

Day 2:

Skullkins trying in vain to seduce me. Am finding their bony-ness very unattractive.

...when is Kai coming?

Day 3:

Getting annoyed now.

...you know, I'll settle for anyone at the point.

Day 4:

I mean it.

Day 5:

FINALLY! NINJA ARE

: Ninjago quotes :Jay: Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah! You never said anything about a fourth! It's always three! Three blind mice, three musketeers, three -
Cole: Uh, what he's trying to say, Sensei Wu, is that the three of us have trained together. We're solid.
Kai: 'Didn't look so solid to me.
Zane: Master, what is the meaning of this?

Kai: Wow... How'd he do that?!
Jay: Ha ha! Look what color I am!
Cole: Wait a minute... I'm still black...

Sensei Wu: Jay is blue; master of Lightning.
Jay: Hehe, that's not all I'm the master of! I do a little inventing, I dabble in model building, 'touch of cooking, a little poetry.
Cole: Ugh. More like mouth of

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The Very Secret Diary of AVRIL - ninja of SOUND

Part 2

Ninja Diaries: **request**

DAY ONE

V. upset. Got into an argument with Jay, today. Really want to punch him.

Have decided that I hate the colour blue.

DAY TWO

Never eat Cole's cookies.

You will have no teeth left for more important things.

DAY THREE

Yay, a mission!

Mission was to buy orange juice. 'Didn't seem too hard... had to have Kai come along, though. Bickered the whole way there and back. Then Serpentine attacked. Had to use orange juice to blind their head-honcho and run like heck.

Poured a great deal of it on Kai, however, as he was fighting with their leader at the

Ninja Diaries#3-Lily, ninja of Laser(s)Day 11:

Well, I'm back....

And I wonder what Cole is thinking since he saw me with his notebook...

Well, anywho... That golden ninja, Avril, is pretty awesome!

Avril and I mostly like all the same things!

But one thing is... she is a trouble maker....

I feel bad for Avril because she has to train with Sensei.

I'm not trying to say that Sensei Wu is a bad trainer, even though he isn't, but he just sits there with his tea, until you get the moves perfect.

He told her, "You can't play with your guitar until your moves are perfect".

Well, looks like she's not going to hang out with me and my ninja buddies for a long time....

(I noticed

Ninja Diaries#1-Lily, ninja of Laser(s)Day 1:

Hey, cool! I finally got this new diary when I snuck out in the night time to go to the store... I also bought some chips, too....

Anyways, to start this off, I got my NEW Ninja suit yesterday! It has silver highlights!

Yeah, so. Um... What to say. Im running out of stuff to say!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, this purple ninja named Misty, she keeps on saying I'm a hog. :L
What? A girl can't eat?!

And lastly, to end this, this ninja in a black suit named Cole keeps on starring at me....

Day 2:

Back for a fresh new start...

So. What does it mean when a guy starrs at you, diary?

Anyways, I loved my new ninja suit. It makes me feel, cooler...

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The Very Secret Diary of Sprite - ninja of the Northern Winds
Part 2

Requested by ~Ninjabot360.
Written by ~Diih-Away.

Day 1

Hello, again.

Had training today - not with the other ninja, however. They are much too loud and boisterous. Would rather train alone.

Dinner was awkward. ''Sister'' was staring. Weird blue ninja was chattering away like no-one's business. Red one was busy stabbing his food with a plastic spoon. 'Cole' (easiest name to remember, as his gi is black) was talking with the Sensei about the threat of the Skullkin. White one looked a bit lonely.

But still, don't like them.

Probably won't ever like them.

Day 2

Was w

Ti Amo Bella Ch.6 pt 2 RomanoXReaderSo my training to be a mob boss began. Nonno called up some of his former associates, to help us out. He also called some of his best men to put me in shape. I have to say, it was a lot of damn hard work to get to where I’m at now.
“Listen Lovino, and listen well. if you plan to be in the mafia, never show your fear, and don’t hesitate. If you do, then you’re already prepared to swim with the fishes. Capito?” nonno asks me as he teaches me how to handle a gun for the first time. he hands me my first gun, a silver glock 19. It felt heavy in my hand, and was cold to the touch. This is the weapon I will be using from now on. To defend myself, and those I care about. I insert the cartridge, and took the safety off.
“Now just point, aim, and shoot. Keep your eyes focused on your kill.” Nonno says. I nod in reply, and pointed to one of the targets. I aimed carefully, and pulled the trigger. The sound of the gunshot echoed in the room, and the

How The world Would End In Hetalia!REPOSTED FROM MY OLD ACCOUNT: :Iconanimearielle:
Belarus stops trying to make Russia become one with her!
Poland stops cross-dressing!
Ukraine gets breast reduction!
France stops being a perv!
Italy opens his eyes for a long time!
Russia starts hating Vodka!
Japan stops being modest, and stops having personal space issues!
America goes on a SERIOUS diet!
Romano stops being a dick!
Germany would be totally calm! And not short tempered!
England cooking would taste good!
The Baltic's No longer fear Russia!
Greece stops being Lazy and starts hating cats!
Hungary, stops being all House wife and stops hitting people with her skillet!
Prussia, stops annoying the shit out of people and stops saying he is awesome!
Austria, stops playing piano!
Switzerland, stops shooting people and threatening to hit them with his peace prize!
China, stops complaining and loving pandas!
Spain, quits obsessing over Romano and Italy!
Sweden, says that Finland is not his wife!
Finland, stops fearing Sweden.
Grandp

Ti Amo Bella Ch. 6 pt 1 RomanoXReader(Read first: Hey everyone, for this chapter, it is going to be written in Lovino’s point of view. He will explain why he became a mob boss, and how he met (name) aka you, the reader, and her father. I hope I don’t make Lovi OOC. If I do, just let me know and I’ll be more than happy to fix it.)
Lovino’s point of view.
I watch as my enemy falls to the ground after shooting him in the chest. Putting my revolver back in it’s holster, I went to go find that taco eating bastardo and (name). I didn’t want her finding out I took over mi Nonno’s former position of being the boss. I had to do it though. It irritates me to no end seeing (name) cry. It’s expected of that cazzo Il Lupo to get others involved. When Nonno spoke with us during (name’s father)’s funeral, he told us how he used to be a mob boss, and (Name’s Father) was hired to be his capo, a captain of a regime, or a crew. He either receives orders from

Ti Amo Bella Ch.8 (Final) RomanoXReaderWhen we arrived at the hospital, they took Lovino in immediately, to treat his wounds. One of the nurses takes me into one of the rooms to get stitches on my stab wound. Luckily, they didn’t question us at all. The nurse finally dresses my wound, and wraps it in clean bandages. She hands me a couple painkillers and some eyes for my black eye. Antonio comes in with a clean change of clothes for me. He hands me a pair of black jeans, and a (f/c) long sleeve shirt. I hide behind the curtain and carefully put my shirt on, so I don’t open up the wounds.
“Any news on Lovino?” I ask, coming out. Antonio shook his head no.
“They’re still operating on him.” Antonio replies. “From what I was told, the bullet missed his heart and other vital organs.”
“I see…” I looked to the floor, hoping that Lovino will pull through. Antonio smiles and puts his hand on my shoulder.
“Don’t worry chica. Lovino is str

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The Very Secret Diary of Sensei Wu

by ~Diih-Away, Mar 5, 2012, 4:07:11 PM
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The Very Secret Diary of Sensei Wu
Ninja Diaries: #5

DAY ONE

Recruited a new ninja today. Very ambitious, fiery, rude, and impatient. He must work on that.

Am betting he couldn't do the training course even if he tried!

Later...

Fail.

Later...

Fail.

Later...

FAIL!

Later...

Oh, so fail.

Later...

AND...
fail.

Later...

I... I was mistaken.

Nevertheless! He needs to gain patience before he can truly master Spinjitzu.

DAY TWO

Sent students to find Scythe of Quakes. Brother's army got in the way, but in the end ninja and I got it. Go me! Take that, Garmadon!

DAY THREE

Balancing on ship mast very good exercise. Caught Zane and Kai staring at me, though probably for different reasons. Kept on eying my beard, I think. Or at least Zane was. Kai was complaining.

Got Shurikens. Am so awesome.

DAY FOUR

Got Nunchucks. While students were up at Edge of the World, was reading Ninja Weekly's Sensei article.

Later...

Was suspicious of Kai, so followed him. When he went into bushes, thought he needed to pee so did not continue to do so. Found him later - was not peeing, took the Sword of Fire when I said not to.

Made epic speech and went to Underworld. Was truthfully scared of dragon right behind Kai, not for amazing sacrificial reasons. Beard a little singed from magma, however. Very upsetting.

DAY FIVE

Fought with Samukai and Garmadon. Brother left. Went home.

Need to order new teaset.

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~torchicgal Aug 12, 2012

i loled at:
Made epic speech and went to Underworld.
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Was suspicious of Kai, so followed him. When he went into bushes, thought he needed to pee so did not continue to do so.

~Diih-Away Aug 13, 2012

Thanks.

~torchicgal Aug 13, 2012

welcome!

~numbah4fan Jun 26, 2012

WOW!!!! This is what Sensei thinks? I can't believe him, but this did make me laugh, but it still doesn't come to me that Sensei actually acts like this. Oh well, funny job anyway....

~Wolf-Ninja001 Mar 25, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

lol!

~Diih-Away Mar 25, 2012

Thanks. XD

~Transformerloverfan Mar 16, 2012

Hey did u know another fan fic was made by truelexi66 today it's funny XD

~Diih-Away Mar 17, 2012

Hm? Which one? XD

~Transformerloverfan Mar 17, 2012

The Ninjago episode with my oc
It's funny XD

~Diih-Away Mar 18, 2012

Oh, that one. I was skimming through it so I didn't have a chance to read it all yet, but I will read it.

I would expect nothing less.

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