The Very Secret Diary of Sensei Wu
Ninja Diaries: #5
Recruited a new ninja today. Very ambitious, fiery, rude, and impatient. He must work on that.
Am betting he couldn't do the training course even if he tried!
Oh, so fail.
I... I was mistaken.
Nevertheless! He needs to gain patience before he can truly master Spinjitzu.
Sent students to find Scythe of Quakes. Brother's army got in the way, but in the end ninja and I got it. Go me! Take that, Garmadon!
Balancing on ship mast very good exercise. Caught Zane and Kai staring at me, though probably for different reasons. Kept on eying my beard, I think. Or at least Zane was. Kai was complaining.
Got Shurikens. Am so awesome.
Got Nunchucks. While students were up at Edge of the World, was reading Ninja Weekly's Sensei article.
Was suspicious of Kai, so followed him. When he went into bushes, thought he needed to pee so did not continue to do so. Found him later - was not peeing, took the Sword of Fire when I said not to.
Made epic speech and went to Underworld. Was truthfully scared of dragon right behind Kai, not for amazing sacrificial reasons. Beard a little singed from magma, however. Very upsetting.
Fought with Samukai and Garmadon. Brother left. Went home.
Need to order new teaset.