Jay: Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah! You never said anything about a fourth! It's always three! Three blind mice, three musketeers, three -
Cole: Uh, what he's trying to say, Sensei Wu, is that the three of us have trained together. We're solid.
Kai: 'Didn't look so solid to me.
Zane: Master, what is the meaning of this?
Kai: Wow... How'd he do that?!
Jay: Ha ha! Look what color I am!
Cole: Wait a minute... I'm still black...
Sensei Wu: Jay is blue; master of Lightning.
Jay: Hehe, that's not all I'm the master of! I do a little inventing, I dabble in model building, 'touch of cooking, a little poetry.
Cole: Ugh. More like mouth of lightning.
Cole: And just for the record, there ain't nothin' in this world I'm afraid of.
Zane: Except for dragons.
Cole: Dragons aren't from this world, Zane. I said, ''in this world''.
Jay: We're savin' a girl?! ...Is she hot?
Jay: I-I just want to know what we're getting ourselves into! ...Does she like blue?
Kai: Back off!
Sensei Wu: The caves of despair. Samukai must be close to unearthing the Scythe of Quakes. Remember: do not use the weapon, for it's power is too -
Jay: Yeah, yeah, yeah - is too much for us mortals. All right guys, let's chop socky this lemonade stand. Cole; 'you got the plan?
Cole: Sure do. First, we lower ourselves down the ledge. And then - where's Kai...?
Cole: Ugh. Let's go.
Nuckal: I found something!
Kruncha: That's another rock, 'ya bone-head!
Nuckal! It's shaped like a donut! Hmm I wonder if it tastes like... (crunch!) Owwwww!
Kruncha: (facepalm) Grrrrrrr....
Jay: (slaps Kai) What's the matter with you? (whispering)
Jay: It's upside-down! They're diggin' in the wrong spot! (whispering)
(Zane uses shuriken to get the map)
Zane: The golden weapon is near.
Kai: There's no time to waste.
Jay: What is it with that guy?! Always in a rush! (whispering)
Kai: There's too many of them!
Jay: Let me handle that! Kapow! Wachee! Bust yer' skull! ...Hey, guys! It's just like the training course! Over the planks; dodge the swords; HERE COMES THE DUMMY! Kaching!
Zane: I sense you do not stand a chance.
Jay: I spy something
Cole: Could you try to be quiet for once? This ain't easy.
(ship shakes and creaks)
Jay: Uh... I spy something broken!
(ship crashes into ice)
Cole: Uh... Wasn't me!
Kai: Did I do that?
Sensei Wu: No. We are here.
Jay: Ugh, Senseiiiiiiiii! You gotta - I mean - You've gotta admit, we're kicking their bony butts!
Kai: Get up here show us some moves!
Sensei Wu: Now, this move is very special;
Zane: But if done incorrectly, will it lead to disastrous consequences?
Kai: What is that, Zane? Is that a joke?! A sense of humor! 'Ya found it!
Sensei Wu: Shake what your mama gave you - yeah - look at this one now - mhmm - hoo hoo - yeah, spin 'rouuuund - oh yeah - I put my FEET;
Sensei Wu: Oh, so fail.