The Very Secret Diary of Nya
Ninja Diaries: #8
Spent an hour looking in the mirror instead of two. Go me, I have improved!
Kai being an idiot around the shop, again. Didn't have the heart to tell him that obviously, I am the better blacksmith.
Creepy old guy starts harassing us about ninja. Samurai are totally better.
Got kidnapped. Woohoo...
...SAVE ME, DAMMIT!!1!
Skullkins trying in vain to seduce me. Am finding their bony-ness very unattractive.
...when is Kai coming?
Getting annoyed now.
...you know, I'll settle for anyone at the point.
I mean it.
FINALLY! NINJA ARE SO SLOW!
Caught the blue one staring at me. Apparently was mute.
Kai made me go back to the shop, while he has awesome adventures with his new ninja friends. Hmmph! Totally unfair. It's legit unfair.
Kai came back, refused to hug him. Made the rest of them jealous by hugging Mr. Blue - turns out he's not mute, and his name is Jay. Mr. Black and Mr. White looked a bit left out... Or are they 'Mr.s'? You can never really tell with ninja...
Thank G-D the blue one's a guy.