Ninja Diaries: #6
Got into a fight with Wu. Had no idea he was so protective over his teddy bear. Was only sacreficing it to the dark gods, sheesh! And he goes and banishes me to The Underworld?!
Took over The Underworld. Ha ha! Skeletons now my own personal army. Go me!
Getting kind of boring, down here.
Nothing to do...
Got bored, so I put on a dress and danced like a lunatic. Caught Skullkins laughing at me. Asked Chopov if the dress made my butt look big. He said yes, then offered to cut it off for me. My butt, not the dress.
Reminder: Stay away from Chopov. He is dang scary.
What do you mean pizza doesn't deliver to The Underworld?! I will sue!!!
Found a deck of cards.
Well, well, well! Finally, something to do! Scavanger hunt for the Golden Weapons of Spinjitzu? Count me in!
Stalking Wu and his little entourage of brightly-colored ninja. Shall execute plan 'Candy-bar' once they have the Scythe of Quakes.
Dang! The roof collapsed.
Told Samukai to leave the ninja the heck alone. Want to keep the dang cute things as pets. Allowed them to get the Shurikens.
And the Nunchucks.
Putting plan 'Candy-bar' into action. Retarded red ninja was the only one awake, so had to use it on him. Came out of bushes and asked, ''Hey, little girl, do you want some candy? >:3" Dumb ninja actually followed me. Didn't their mommies teach them never to take candy from strangers?
Muahaha! Made the idiot get the Sword of Fire for me!
Too bad Wu showed up, and made a fluffy sacrificial speech. Idiot.
Followed him, and made Samukai prove his loyalty by fighting Wu.
Wu lost, Samukai failed. Sure, he won, but he betrayed me and the Weapons kicked his sorry butt into a bajillion pieces. Stupid idiot.
Used the Weapons to make a portal into another dimension. Told Wu what I always wanted to tell him since I was eight. ''DADDY ALWAYS LIKED YOU BEST, B'AWWW!''
I shall return, stupid idiots!