The Very Secret Diary of Cole: ninja of earth
Ninja Diaries #4
Sensei got a new ninja. New ninja does not understand that we need to work as a team. Very rash and violent, like his element. Am hoping he realizes that we are a team before he gets us into trouble.
Caught him staring at my eyebrows, too.
Got Scythe of Quakes. Was right: Kai is very rash and impatient. Went off on his own. Thought he could move a huge stone all by himself, haha! But then he says, ''Look who's talkin', Cole. You screamed like a girl when you saw the Earth Dragon.'' To which I said, ''Shut up.''
My eyebrows aren't that big, are they?
Got to steer the ship. Go me! Got the Shurikens! Now half-way done finding the four weapons of Spinjitzu!
Zane banged his head again. Offered him a ice pack but he refused.
Jay's inventions are brilliant. Got us down from chain just in the nick of time. Got the Nunchucks, Scythe, and Shurikens: only the Sword of Fire left now.
Woke up to a Skeleton in my face; the one with all the lipstick on and the jester hat. Think he was trying to kiss me. Eeeeeew!
Tied us to a treebranch. Landed on head when Jay cut the rope. Now know how Zane feels...
Chased after the Skeletons. Whacked Jay in the neck to get him to shut up. Lost his voice.
Eyebrow update: very scraggly, since I forgot to bring brush along.
Am developing tangle in eyebrows - very upsetting. And painful.
Kai scared the bejeebies out of me when he appeared on a dragon. Am not happy at all. Told him so, too. He just said I had a leaf in my left eyebrow. Got very mad and called him names.
Passed over to Underworld using dragons (got dragon named Rocky) and did Tornado of Creation. Was confusing figuring out what Jay was trying to say; personally thought he needed to go to the bathroom. Was going to yell at him for not going earlier.
Sensei and Garmadon had fight and Garmadon disappeared into portal. Got Scythe back, but have to cover it at night since dragon on it scares me.
Went back home, and brushed eyebrows. Zane told me they look very nice.
Aren't they nice? I thought so!