The Very Secret Diary of Kai: Ninja of Fire
Ninja Diaries #3
Annoyed. Sensei made me do training course four weeks in a row. Finally did it. Stole his sugars - those things taste good! Had some of his cookies, too.
Sister was kidnapped. Gotta save her. But have to learn Spinjitzu first, apparently.
More ticked off, now. Sensei never told me he had other students! All complete weirdos. Attacked me while I was pooping!
Gotta find some weapons. Then I've gotta save Nya with said weirdos. Ninja in blue seems very interested in her. Freak. Not letting him anywhere near her.
In other news: am so great, ninja of fire!
Arms hurt; had to drag the sensei around in the carriage all day. Tried to make conversation with quiet guy in the white. Didn't work out so well, but got to Caves of Despair and found Scythe.
Am totally awesome - used Spinjitzu! Pretty upset that blue guy got to use it first, but whatever.
Used Scythe, and got yelled at by Sensei. He was all, ''OMG LYK I TLD U NT 2 YUSE TEH SCYTHE!!11!1 MYBE NXT TYME U KAN GET ET RITE''
Am so great nonetheless!
Now arms are freezing off. Zane not helping at all.
Got yelled at again by Sensei but then boat crashed.
Got Shurikens. Zane turned into a ice cube. Had to carry him. Needs to lose weight. srsly.
Am the greatest.
Got Nunchucks, then made a little campfire in forest beside the Fire Temple. Danced with weird blue ninja - not so weird after all, actually. Might let him near my sister once we save her - might. Don't know if I will, really. Still not so sure about him.
Then while sleeping I saw Nya and woke up and chased her. Turned out to be Garmadon in a dress.
Saved Nya, tried to get out. Epic failed. Sensei saved me and took the Sword of Fire to the Underworld - the crazy kook. Had some tea on the way down, too.
Went all Darth Vader and was all ''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!''. Always wanted to try that.
Got to freak Cole out! Hahaha! Appeared on dragon and he screamed like a little girl!
Passed over to Underworld, did Tornado of Creation, found Sensei and Garmadon. Brother battle! Woohoo!
But Garmadon won. Oops. Did this whole portal thing and left promising to return.
Flew back to my village and sounded all awesome when I told people that the evil guy will return.
Decided to allow blue ninja to hug Nya. Don't really care anymore.
Still the greatest.