The Very Secret Diary of Zane: Ninja of Ice
Ninja Diaries: #2
Sensei got a new student. His name is Kai. Very rash and impatient; made fun of my Sixth Sense.
Will now have to add new sim in my Sims 3 game. Am sensing I will not be playing Sims 3 for a while after this, as Sensei is taking us on field trip to find elemental weapons.
Am also sensing that it was a bad idea to recruit someone who's weapon is a toothbrush.
Arrived at the Caves of Despair. Skeletons were digging in the wrong spot; silly Skeletons. Got the Scythe of Quakes, but ambushed by Skeletons and a dragon.
Am now sensing that self looks amazing while doing Spinjitzu. Nobody had a mirror on hand, sadly.
Arrived at the Ice Temple. Am not understanding why everyone besides myself is cold.
Got the Shurikens of Ice. Got turned into ice cube. Very not amused. Especially when I was used as a sled.
Banged head, too.
Am sensing there is a very unattractive bump on head, now. Which explains why Kai keeps looking at me.
Climbed to floating city on the Edge of the World. Got Nunchucks of Lightning.
Afterwards, camped out in Forest of Tranquility. Made a joke, also.
Am sensing that my joke-making skills have improved.
Wake up to find self tied to Jay. Got kicked in face. Now have unattractive footprint on left cheek. Very sad.
Escaped, however, only to get dumped on head once more.
Chased after Skeletons while looking awesome; jumping from tree to tree with epic shurikens out. Did not get back the Golden Weapons. Jay lost his voice.
Am sensing that Cole hopes Jay's muteness will last a long time.
Just realized Kai is gone.
Arrived at the Fire Temple. Told Cole and Jay I sensed that all four weapons are already in the Underworld, so let's go home and play video games. Tried to sound prophetic while doing it.
Just when about to leave, Kai ruins it and shows up on Fire Dragon. Very impressive creature. Later recieved own dragon. Named it 'Shard'.
Passed over to the Underworld safely (thank you again, Shard!), but later on after falling from ceiling and landing on head again, Skeletons surrounded us.
Was about to suggest Tornado of Creation before Jay screamed it out before I could.
Am sensing that Jay reads minds.
Found the sensei, battling with Garmadon. Sensei lost, and Garmadon used weapons to make a portal. Very ambitious, that Garmadon. ''Imma gna mak teh werld in mah imag, bro!1!!!''
He left the weapons behind, however. Now am able to look epic, and freeze things!
Am sensing that Garmadon will return pretty soon, but do not care. Going to play Sims 3, now.