The very secret diary of Jay: Ninja of lightning
Ninja Diaries: #1
Have to keep diary secret. Zane finds out about everything. Have to be extra careful. Will never hear the end of it if someone finds it. Especially Cole.
Attacked intruder today! HIYA!
Too bad intruder ended up being Sensei's new student. New student has attitude. And spikey hair.
Also, got whacked in face by posessed toothbrush.
Got epic ninja suit in favorite color! Yay! Now is cooler than Cole and Zane combined!
New student also has anger issues. And sister. New student refuses to tell if sister is good-looking or not, or if she likes blue. Apparently, sister captured by evil dude. Need to save her! Have to find out if she's single!
New student's name is Kai. Ninja of fire, too.
Am better than him.
Stupid Kai. All his fault - have to drag Sensei around in carriage. Zane senses it is team building stuff. Honestly do not care. At all.
Very upset. Stupid Kai asks where Sensei found us. It's not like the sensei busted us out of jail or something!
Arrived at Caves of Despair. Turns out stupid skeletons reading map upside down. Stupid, skeletons. So dumb.
Got Scythe. Yay!
But awakened dragon in process. ):
USED SPINJITZU!!! AM SO AWESOME, GOT TO USE IT FIRST. HAHA!!!
Stupid Kai. Used scythe when Sensei said not to. Almost died when cave nearly collapsed on us. Did I mention Spinjitzu is awesome?
Kai got screamed at, too. Deserved it.
Still better than Kai. Better than him by far.
Traveled to Ice Temple. Cole does not enjoy eye-spy. Was very sad he didn't want to play with me.
Got shurikens! Yay! But awakened ice dragon. ):
Zane turned into human ice cube upon touching shurikens.
Had to use him as sled to slide down to ship. Poor Zane. Smashed his head on ice. Feel very bad now for using him as sled.
Still better than Kai.
PS. Zane needs to lose some weight...
Traveled to edge of the world! Yay! Floating city is awesome! Climbed to top and got the nunchucks!
But lightning dragon poofed from nowhere. Had to be suicidal and jump off the freaking chain.
Hang-glider invention worked! Yay!
Landed in forest of Tranquility. Danced with Kai. Kai is a good dancer...
Sensei is horrible dancer. But funny.
How did Cole get drums? Never mind. Don't want to know.
Zane made a joke!
Am so proud of him! *sniff*
In middle of night got grabbed by stupid Skeleton warriors.
Had to get tied to Zane, who kicked me in head. Kicked him back.
Now feel bad. His head probably still sore from banging into ice wall...
Also, turns out Kai ran off while we all we sleeping. Did not save us.
Got tied to tree. Grabbed Skeleton's sword when he was waving it around. So dangerous! What is his problem?! Could have hurt somebody (mainly me)!
But got self out. And others too. Cut rope! Yeah!
But Zane was dumped on head. Again. When will the guy get a break?! (Totally not my fault, Skeletons' fault. They hung him upside down.) Not worried about Cole, however. He claims his head is hard as rock.
Chased after stupid Skeletons. Banged hand! Ouch!
Got whacked in the neck!!! Stupid Cole!!! Now cannot talk!!!
Skeletons got away!!!
WANT TO SCREAM!!!
Went to Fire Temple. Kai was not there.
NO. SURPRISE. THERE.
UGH. WANT TO SCREAM.
But then whole temple splits in freaking half and huge dragon is there!!!
Kai gets a dragon?!!! what about ME?!!!
Saw Kai's sister! Name is Nya. Pretty name... She's pretty.
AND SHE LIKES BLUE.
SHE. LIKES. BLUE!
Cole is a scaredy cat. Scared of awesome dragon.
GOT OWN DRAGON!!! YAY!!!! DRAGON IS EPIC!!!
AND DRAGON SUIT!!! I'M SO COOL!
Dragons passed over to Underworld, so we can find Sensei!
SCARY SPIDERS MADE US FALL FROM CEILING. Stupid skeletons! Surrounding us!
Used Tornado of Creation! Am so smart for suggesting it. Also, got voice back.
Found Sensei! Was fighting with Garmadon!
Sensei lost. Garmadon used weapons to make portal. Gonna return and wrek havoc, yadayadayada.
Got awesome nunchucks back, though.
FLEW BACK TO KAI'S VILLAGE (Did I mention dragons are awesome?).
Got to see Nya again.
NYA HUGGED ME!!!
TAKE THAT, EVERYONE!!!